What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:17
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Are narcissists happy people generally?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?